Score: 10

"Very well done!"

submission: Nico-do 2nd - Kirbomix~

date: July 31, 2009

Very great voice syncronyzing and lyrics. Nearly perfect!

Oh and the visuals were good too. Wish there was more!

~ DEFF

Score: 1

"Well, it wasn't as good as the original."

submission: Awesome Center Redux

date: August 23, 2008

Some people say it in the reviews, some people are just stupid and are lemmings. This is becoming more and more unfair for other people submitting original flash. You already have everyones attention, votes, and such because of your more ORIGINAL stuff. When people have remade videos in the past, it's only funny if someone else does it. When you do it, you add the same things. Another thing that no one else is realizing, is the fact how much money egoraptor is getting from very few ideas, and ideas that are being repeated. Every time you submit something you just think of in seconds, sure it takes effort. But effort that you have already done. Stop fucking re-doing your old animations. If you re-do them, at least cram them inside one enormous cluster fuck of an animation that will keep you on the flash portal top 20 for months and months to come.

Stop fucking stealing other authors money for something you just re-did that was yours in the first place.

- DEFF

Score: 10

"Very very nice!!!!"

submission: intrusion

date: August 3, 2008

I LOVE this game!! Very nice graphics, love the rag doll, bosses, difficulty etc...

but, the game did lack a couple things...

Here's some major ones that bugged me.

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The boxes, steel crates and other movable objects that you couldn't shoot through, the enemies could. In fact, the enemies could run right through a barrier and shoot at you while you tried to push it away from him making it seemingly impossible to kill enemies if there were too many.

The enemy machine guns (automatic weapns SMG etc) if you were to fight them on flat ground with nothing to hide behind, it would take a large chunk of your health.Because the enemy just rapidly shoots at you in all directions, you aren't a ninja or even that quick to dodge that many bullets normally costing you a life.
In other words, more active barriers would help game play quite some bit.

The Mobile Machine Gunner you get very close to the end of the game needs an EXIT command (or if i missed, a more noticeable note on how to exit the mechanism). I got seemingly lucky using it because i ended up getting to the end of the area where you need to walk through a tiny hole that only fits people, and i was stuck in the mech. Because i didn't know of how to exit, i looked around the field to find one last guy with a machine gun to destroy the rest of my mech... if he wasn't there i would be stuck forever.

When you fight the caterpillar guy who shoots a laser and uses a drill, maybe he is or isn't supposed to but he dies after the first 3 chunks and it still looks like he's quite alive. Either way, i would've ran out of ammunition but he just didn't look like he was dead.

I also had multiple disappointments in this game while i was playing it, like the fact that those helicopters were everywhere and took forever to kill, like one of the first bosses... that or a boss came OUT of a helicopter, like the crate boss that just shoots out unlimited people and charges at you... original, but just plain weird. The other disappointment was how boring the very last boss was. He had no variation on attacks, the ball shooter was easily avoided because they hit the platforms that are sticking out, and he also just took forever to kill using up around 100 grenade launcher shots and some other bullets i found lying around on me. The thing that the game missed (in my opinion) is grenades... just like in metal slug so you can lob one over an edge, have it bounce right to the enemy so that you can get easier multi kills (before you get grenade launcher or laser gun). The game having little story resemblance except you are progressing through the game to kill one boss at the end made little sense and could've done better with some boss music or a theme song to make the game catchy.

Not everything is bad though, because there are allot of things you did that no one else does anymore or at all. First of all, you made a game with basically all rag doll effects and is a shooter at the same time. You also based it around one of my favorite games, metal slug (unfair handicap against others but I'm not done). You made it to be more original because instead of shooting in 4 directions, it's all completely 360 degrees of shooting to hit all targets including the ones that are placed diagonally of you. The bosses, were very tough indeed and required a good strategy on how to kill them, very unique in attacks and had the fun keep going when they dropped enemies that you can have fun and just shoot off. The levels, scrolling background and tools to help you get by (like bounce plates, wires and switches) along with the cool weapons for different enemies and bosses all crammed in one game...

Hell, you gotta love this game. Mindless blood shed, bodies ricocheting off walls and such with explosions... typical award winning game and i hope you make a sequel or something to continue the endless entertainment.

Thank you for the fun and entertainment.

~ DEFF

Score: 5

"An honest review"

submission: Awesome Crossing Redux

date: July 23, 2008

Before you question me on a low score, take this in mind. When people do a remake or a re-animated version of a video, i expect something much better then the last product. This video is practically the exact same as the last one you made (which i found quite humorous at the time and also came with 2 other shorts to view), but the problem was, the newer animation didn't matter to me at all whatsoever. The fact that you only added a couple more lines for the main character and added a French frog always saying 'oui oui' is pretty bullshit to get 2 more awards.

Yes, you do have allot of nice video's that we all laugh at, chuckle, go absolutely crazy and buy one of your t-shirts, but when you fail to make a newer, more original animation/dub/game or whatever it is you plan to make...

Please, for god sake, do not half-ass remake your videos. I laughed at the originals and it gets old to quick. Remaking it with minor tweaking and getting awards is just plain wrong.

For everyone who is angry at my response, score, etc, you have the right to yell at me. It's only MY opinion, and i pretty much know everyones opinion in general here.

~ DEFF

Score: 9

"Shit happens."

submission: CapnCrunchDaPimp

date: February 19, 2008

The only problem about this is that it's completely based on sucking the cocks of people who are famous, important, funny etc on Newgrounds. The good things is, i support it. Nice film, thumbs up, no improvements needed. Well, the voice actor sounded like he had an English accent. -1 point.

~ DEFF

Score: 3

"Dam sharks."

submission: Abortion Shark Iz Ravenuz

date: February 19, 2008

Surviving abortion, eating... pink messy-ness... But yea, clock day submissions will be like this. No point, no real plot, terrible drawing obvious no signs of effort at all. Well, i thought it was mildly hilarious and points of improvement are on just about every topic. good job.

~ DEFF

Score: 6

"Minor adjustments makes a big difference"

submission: Short Term Memory Test

date: February 19, 2008

It was a great idea, original (in my books), and basic. The small problems that make it so much more are things like sounds, graphical effects, humor etc. Unfortunately, the game lacks all of them (except music). All you need to do is snap in some crazy effects and motivational sounds that will encourage people to continuously play. It's almost like advertising... you can't be too boring or "revealing". Enjoyed it even with my short attention span.

~ DEFF

Score: 6

"Satisfactory"

submission: Tangerine Madness!

date: February 19, 2008

I guess we all know code orange when we see it... Music was a nice steady loop, Overall drawings were so-so, plot was .... original but the fact that you only put in the few sound affects bugged me while you left out sounds for the bus and the doors opening etc overall.... But! it was amusing. Good job.

~ DEFF

Score: 7

"Interesting"

submission: Just A Day In ClayWorld 2

date: February 18, 2008

Plot overall was o.k, some scenes dragged on a little, voice acting needed improvement and perhaps some better recording equipment, some sounds were rusty and couldn't be made out. None the less, gotta love Mario and his cheats and over sized aged beards. A little childish for my taste but you did mighty fine.

~ DEFF

Score: 7

"Emotional"

submission: PAIN....

date: February 16, 2008

Very nice job, everything had some sort of emotion to it but it lacked a little more.... perhaps a background story to fill in for some of the scenes... Also, I didn't exactly like some of the movement of the characters.... it just seemed unnatural and killed the mood at times. But never mind that, music fit, perfect length and nice events. Good job and goodluck in the future.

~ DEFF